Mummy say I'm a monster

Last weekend, daddy got to work OT on sat & sun, so only left me & mummy at home.
sat morning I wake up around 8am, but mummy still sleeping like a pig Zzzz...zz...
haiz.. i can't sit down there look at her for long... so i move around my bed play with the oil can, wet tissue, barney, phoon, roll here roll there, Hey... i found something new (eyes blinking) it a tissue box with Mashi Maro cover, so i craw towards my target yes... got it! pull all the tissue out pieces by pieces, Wah hahaaa... that's shiok...
Oops... mummy wake up liao, without her thousand over degree glasses, she dun really can see what i'm doing.

Mummy: JOVAN!!! who ask you play with tissue huh!!!... (with her glasses on)

Mummy take away the tissue and bit my hand :( i cry Aaaaah.... aa.. aa..

8.45am, mummy bring me to punggol plaza's market and eat breakfast. Mummy bought lean meat and some veg to cook porridge for me, than bring me to sit kiddy ride at 2nd floor, than go home.

At home, mummy put me on the floor and she is busy preparing my porridge in the kitchen.
Hee... i start to explore things around me. I bang, i taste and i throw whatever thing in my hand.
Ha! saw my favoute toy (remote control) on the sofa, die die i want to take it, so i hold on to the sofa, used all my strenght to stand up to take the remote.

Yes!! i got it

Less than 5 seconds, mummy saw it... wah lau, i used all my strenght to get this lei, so fast get caught liao, sian ah...
Again she scolded me. haiz...

Mummy play with me, coz she want to make me tired tired than will sleep longer. Uhmmm... mummy make the wrong decision, i'm full of energy now. I never sit still, i move, i craw, i stand, i shout, i throw things etc etc... mummy is really mad of me, keep hearing she say: "Jovan, No, No... mummy bit bit you huh."

Mummy really don't know what to do, she really ki siao liao, see what she do to me

She wear my pants on my head, do i look handsome?

See i hang my leg and watch TV and the remote is with me, no one can change the channel. I'm watching Kids central

My first time

After 2nd days in my great auntie (nanny) house, she tough me how to pu pu on the pot pot.
Aunty ask mummy to try put me on the potty if she think i'm going to pu pu.
so mummy try to put me on the potty and see i can really pu pu on the potty anot.
It was a surprise to her, i pu pu on the potty... silly mummy take the picture of my pu pu... Eee...



ha ha... mummy was so proud of me, almost tell everyone that i know how to pu pu on the potty.

First time to Singapore Zoo

Uncle Bee wanted to bring me to zoo, so on 9/10/05 Sunday. Mummy get ready everything, pampers, milk, water etc... than we go to woodland meet uncle Bee and auntie Annie

When we reach Woodland, ah gong called say want to come my house play with me, so mummy told him that we are going to zoo and ask him along. So we total 6 adults and 1 baby

Mummy say to me "Jovan you are so lucky, ah gong never even bring mummy to zoo, when mummy was a kids"


See my daddy so handsome, Oop your can see me anot, i'm inside the pram


This is me and ah gong, see ah gong smile so sweet

This is auntie Emily

This is my Uncle Bee, he ride me on his shoulder see what i did on his hair, it my precious bird nest hahaha...

My full month celebration

Hi, wanted to share with your my full month party.
I only can remember on that day alot alot of people came and i was been carry by different people, pass here pass there until i also blur... so i make noise cry loud loud than mummy bring me inside room hide.


This is my cousin Javier Wong, he is my senior, we are 3months different


This is my great grandpa. haha.. still look young and strong


This is my great grandma. i'm their very first great grandson


Hee... this is my great auntie and also my nanny. muck... luv u

Anyway, on that day mummy and daddy was damn busy with guest and relative.
Hand also never stop, keep on receiving ang bao and present.

2 weeks old

These pics was taken on 16 Apr'05 which is 2weeks later.

Many people came to visit mummy and me, all their comment was "wow, look like Jackson, like photocopy out one" Mummy so sad, only hope that when i grow bigger, i will look like her.

Out of mummy's stomach

I've been comfortably and safely inside mummy's stomach for 38weeks. I still can remember that mummy stop working from 1st Apr'05. On that day Auntie June and Jace jie jie came to visit mummy. Mummy has an appointment with Dr Chong at 8.30pm, so we waited for daddy to come back and drive us there. Before that we went for dinner together with auntie June & Jace jie jie at the near by coffee shop beside the clinic.Dr Chong told mummy that she is 1cm dilated and it still ok, baby will not be that fast to come out yet and ask mummy to see him again next week.

Mummy also told me that she want me to born on 3rd Apr 05, coz it read as 030405 which is grandma tomb unit number.

Next day, which is 2nd Apr'05. Early morning around 7.30am, mummy notice that she is having red discharge, she very excited and told daddy. As she read a lot of pregnancy book, they says that if you have red discharge no need to panic, still can wait till you feel your contraction or water bag burst than you can admit to hospital. So mummy ask daddy to go to work, no need to worry so much, baby not that fast to come out. (Who say so, I’m already on my way liao ley)

Mummy started to feel the contraction about 10am, she start to panic so she call and inform everyone. Jenny auntie (Isaac's mummy) asks her to stay clam and walk around the house. After a while grandma and Justin哥哥 came to accompany mummy, but hor grandma bought a lot of food over and Justin 哥哥very noise mass up all the toy all over the house. Yet grandma still can sit in front TV eating her breakfast as mummy is sitting beside her enduring the contraction pain. (I think mummy cannot ta han grandma, it just that she got no strength to say her).
Grandma, keep on saying “ no need to go hospital so early, wait till great pain than admit.” As the contraction is getting closer and closer, mummy don’t care what grandma say, faster call uncle Johnson to drive her to KKH, while waiting for uncle Johnson, mummy faster go take her last shower and drink the chicken essence. Inside uncle Johnson’s car, mummy kept on shouting, because the contraction is getting stronger, every 2-3 minute. Uncle Johnson like driving ambulance like that, so fast, cutting the line from left to right, from right to left. Auntie June called mummy, say CTE jam ask them not to use that road, Oh no…
So uncle Johnson decided to go by the blasiter road.

At last mummy reaches KKH, the nurse bring out the wheelchair for mummy to sit and bring her to the delivery suite. The nurse ask mummy to take off all her clothes, wear their KKH’s dress and lay down on the bed. Don’t know what happen outside mummy’s stomach? They put a lot of equipments surrounded me and hor a guy came in,

Guy : When is your due date?
Mummy: 13 Apr’05
Guy : When you start to feel the contraction
Mummy : Ouch!!… Oooh… (mummy is contracting) around 10am+
Guy : did your water bag burst?
Mummy : NO!… (mummy got frustrated liao)
Than hor he use his finger pok my heads lei. Ouch!!… pain pain lei…
Guy : Really? I can’t feel the water bag. Confirm your water bag already burst and now it 4cm dilated

20minute later daddy came. Oooh… mummy is on great pain, shouting and pulling daddy shirt (hahahaa…)
mummy cannot take it anymore, faster asks for epidural. After the injection of epidural, mummy felt very relieves and fall asleep. (I always got disturb by the nurse and that guy, because they keep coming in to empty my mummy’s bladder and pok my head. Angry!!) My daddy do nothing there lor, he only can sit and wait for me to come out. He walk around the room, take picture of mummy, read new paper, play hand phone game etc…

Around 7pm+ the midwife told mummy that she is 8cm dilated and reduced the epidural to half, anyway the epidural only can ta han for another 2 more hours. Mummy start to panic, if without the epidural sure she will shout like hell, so she starts to push me out without the midwife told to do so. 8pm the epidural gone, mummy can feel the contraction pain, oh no… she start to pull daddy shirt and shout as loud as she can… (make me so ma loo) the midwife came in.

Mummy: call Dr Chong already??!!
Midwife: Mrs. Wong, you haven’t reach 10cm yet, wait till you 10cm than we will page for Dr Chong
Mummy: HUH!!… cannot, cannot, I can’t wait. You call first can? By the time he reach here I 10cm liao
Midwife: Mrs. Wong, you haven’t reach 10cm yet, even Dr Chong here also have to wait till you reaches 10cm than he can do delivery.

Daddy starts to panic also, don’t know what to do, keep on giving mummy the oxygen tube whenever she start to shout. A while later, the midwife came in again, she check on mummy again.

Midwife: Ok, Mrs. Wong you can start pushing already, Dr Chong on the way liao.
Mummy: Aeeee… Ouch…

At last, Dr Chong is here.

Dr Chong: What happen to you, I thought I should see you next week, so fast want to give birth already? You must compensate me lei, today is my mum’s birthday and we are having 10-course dinner. Because of you, I miss my abalone, sharp fin etc…
Mummy: alright… I will buy you dinner ok…
Dr Chong: Sure huh… hey! Saw your baby head liao, hang on huh…
(Dr Chong went to wear his grove and apron)
Dr Chong: ok, when I ask you to push, you breath in and push as hard as you can.
Mummy: (breath in) Aaaa… … …
Dr Chong: ok daddy, you hold your wife hand and count 1 to 10 whenever Lina start to push. Than Lina whenever Jackson count finish 1 to 10 than you can breath in and push again.
Daddy: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10…
(Mummy almost want to give daddy a punch, coz he counted so slow)

So mummy keep on pushing for almost 4-5 time

Finally…

Finally, I’m out of mummy’s stomach, which I use to stay for 38weeks inside.


Oic this is Dr Chong. (Hello! … Hi…)

Hey! U Stupid man, stop flashing the light on me, my eyes blur blur liao… (Oop… it’s daddy :p) daddy was so excited to see me, keep on taking picture of me.

After the midwife finish clean up on me, she bring me to mummy.

Mummy: Huh… how come you look exactly like daddy??!!
Daddy: of course lah, it’s my son lei

Mummy keeps on asking daddy why we so look alike. Mummy feel so jealous.
Anyway, my little life starts from here…

Shopping at NTUC super market

Last Friday, daddy & mummy fetch me back from nanny's house than bring me to punggol plaza.
Daddy & mummy have their dinner at the food court, than bring me to level 2 sit kiddy ride.
Whenever I sit on the kiddy ride, I don't wish to get up. Daddy is running out of 20cents coins, oh no... it time to get up, I struggle hard, hold very tide on the wheel, sob sob... daddy stronger than me and it nothing I can do, so I cry loud... hahah...

Daddy clam me down by saying "next time than sit ok, daddy no more 20 cents coins liao, Jovan good boy ok." Than we went up to NTUC supermarket, daddy put me sit on the trolley. While mummy doing the shopping daddy pushing the trolley. I just can't keep still, moving around, touching things, shouting, put things inside my mouth etc etc... daddy and mummy really cannot ta han me, they chop chop grab the things they want than faster go to cashier and pay. When we are at the cashier, daddy carry me out from the trolley and put me on the cashier desk and say "I want to sell it away, how much?" the cashier auntie: "really, this one so cute, it priceless." hahah... Jovan is priceless, very hard to find one lei, it produce by Lina's eggs & Jackson's sperm...


Mummy cannot ta han me, coz i can't keep still, so she put me inside the trolley.
This is how i look, inside the trolley

My best friends

This is Isaac Tan, 8mths


This is Justin Tay, 8mths


They are my best friends, Isaac is 5days different from me, he born on 7 Apr’05, me 2 Apr’05. haha… Isaac has to call me Jovan哥哥. We know each other since we are inside our mummy stomach, bcoz our mummies are best friend too. They always meet up for lunch. They talk a lot and eat a lot. Hey, don’t think that we inside their stomach do nothing. We still can communicate to each other even we are inside the stomach, we like to do kicking and blowing bubbles and moving around see who is more expert. But I always loss to Isaac, coz I don’t know how to count finger, sob sob… even now Isaac 8mth liao still counting his finger even toe he also know how to count, alamak he really a expert manz…


Justin also has to call me Jovan哥哥 hee… see I’m a big 大哥哥. We also know each other since we are inside our mummies stomach. Our mummies are colleague. Whenever they start talking, they talk non-stop!! Don’t know how they finish their work, yet still can left office on the dot. We like the game that our mummies plays, coz sometime they talk until can bang their stomach together, Ooh… it’s so adventurous, it our favorite game.

Watch me, i'm coming

Hello everyone, my name is Jovan Wong Jin Xue 黃劲学, my daddy gave me this name
劲学 bcoz he want me to learn hard.

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